Let Me Show You How 让我教你 A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. 一家超市雇用了一个年轻人，他第一天上班报到。 The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and...
A Half 一半 Doctor, lately I only hear half as well as I suppose to. 医生，最近我的听力只有我应该听到的一半。 I don't understand that, but let's try a small test. 我不太明白，但是让我们做个小测试。 Say after me:...
The Requirements of the Job 工作要求 In this job we need someone who is responsible. 我们这项工作需要负责的人。 I'm the one you want. 我就是你们要找的人。 On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was respo...
Fine for Parking 停车罚款 Tell me again,asked the judge, Why you parked there? 告诉我，法官问道，你为什么把车停在那儿？ The driver rose and answered respectfully, 司机站起身，恭恭敬敬地回答， Because, Your Honor,...
Three Drunkards 三个醉汉 Two drunkards are walking along. 两个醉汉正在走着。 One says to the other, What a beautiful night, look at the moon. 其中一个对另一个说，多么美丽的夜晚呀，看那月亮。 The second drunkard st...
Where Have You Been? 你去哪儿了? Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. 古时候，有个人总是忘事。 One day, he went out with his little son. 一天，他带着小儿子出门。 He was so happy that he put the son...
A Gentle Reminder 委婉的提醒 Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 结婚很久了，丈夫现在有时需要我委婉地提醒他一些特别的日子。 On the morning of our 35th...
Reasons 理由 One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. 一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。 Wake up, son. 起来，儿子。 It's time to go to school. 去学校的时间到了。 But why? I don't wan...
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours．Then he started again，and said he：Let me ask the evolutionist a questionif we had tails like a baboon，where are they？ I'll venture an answer， said an old lady．We have worn them...
Marry Him Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? She asked her mother. Marry him! 嫁给他 简很爱托尼，但是当他们一起出去的时候，托尼总是大手大...
