No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl....
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, That is really nice, that after...
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. 一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后，医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。 Your husband is very sick, the do...
An Old Couple's Quarrel A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: I'll law you to the Circuit Court. I'm willing, said the other. I'll law you...
For showing the concern to soldiers life, General Barton made a casual check to the warrior （武士，战士）dining room, he pointed at a cauldron (大锅)saying, let me taste the soup inside. But, General...... But me no buts! Before the KP（炊事值勤员...
A new TV game show in Hollywood had many contestants who were beautiful, but they weren't necessarily too smart. On one show, one such woman was extremely nervous, but tried to make the best of her performance. The host asked, Who was the first man,...
Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. 两个殷切的钓鱼爱好者要进行一次钓鱼之旅。他们租了一切所需的器材：...
Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you. 妈妈：玛丽，你为什么这样大喊大...
I teach computer courses, and my students often call me at home with questions. One morning I was on the phone, explaining in computer language the solution to a problem, while a repairman was fixing my refrigerator. After an endless stream of C col...
A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him. What a terrible voice. He said. Do you know who she is? Yes. the man beside him answered. She is my wife. Oh, I'm sorry. he said. Of course her voice is not bad, but...
