【生词预览】 pastor 牧师， pleadfor 乞求， coffer 资金 ,congregation 会众 【笑话原文】 GoodNewsandBadNews Thepastorofmychurchhatestopleadformoney.Butwhenthecofferswererunninglow,hehadnochoice. There sgoodnewsandthere sbadnews, h...
【生词预览】 shaggy 粗浓的， mane 鬓毛， extol 赞美 【笑话原文】 Haircut Oursupervisormadeacommentaboutmyshaggymane.Hethenwentontoextolthevirtuesofagoodhaircut,whichmakesanelderlymanlookyounger,andayoungermanseemmoremature. Howwo...
【生词预览】 nightmare 噩梦， man 操纵， tot 幼儿 【笑话原文】 That sMySon It severyairplanepassenger snightmare gettingstucknearacryingbaby.Iwasmanningtheticketcounteratabusyairportwhenthesoundofacryinginfantfilledtheair.Asthenex...
【生词预览】 resident 住客， casually 漫不经心地 【笑话原文】 ARealWinner Oneresidentofourretirementcenterlovedtotalkpolitics.Followingtheelection,Iaskedhimifhe dpickedawinner. Well, hecasuallyreplied, themanIvotedforlost. Youseem...
【生词预览】 shin 胫骨， umptieth 第无数次的 【笑话原文】 WhatPositionDoYouPlay? AfterIhadinjuredoneofmyshinsfortheumptiethtime,mydoctorsuggestedIwearsomesortofprotection.RememberingtheshinguardsIworewhenIplayedsoccerover60yearsag...
【生词预览】 envelope 信封， torrential 倾泻的， dispatch 派遣 【笑话原文】 NotinAnEnvelope Torrentialrainstormswereknockingdownpowerlinesallovertown.Ihadtodispatchrepairmenrightandleft.WhenIcalledacustomertogetheraddress,sherepl...
