【生词预览】 ashamed 惭愧的， target 靶子， bullet 子弹 【笑话原文】 AshamedSoldier Peterjoinedthearmywhenhewaseighteen,andforseveralmonthshewastaughthowtobeagoodsoldier.Hedidquitewellineverythingexceptshooting. Onedayheandhisfri...
【生词预览】 bedtime 就寝时间， Naples 那不勒斯 【笑话原文】 BedtimePrayers Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers.PleaseGod,shesaid,MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly. Hermotherinterruptedandsaid,Julie,whydoyouwant...
【生词预览】 insane 疯狂的， asylum 精神病院， poke 刺 【笑话原文】 Thirteen Amaniswalkingbyaninsaneasylumandhearsalltheresidentschanting,Thirteen!Thirteen!Quitecuriousaboutallthis,hefindsaholeinthefence,looksinandsomeonepokeshi...
【生词预览】 senior 年长的， highyway 公路 【笑话原文】 BadDrivers There saseniorcitizendrivingonthehighway.Hiswifecallshimonhiscellphoneandinaworriedvoicesays,Herman,becareful!Ijustheardontheradiothattherewasamadmandrivingthewrongw...
【生词预览】 rural 乡村的， lift 举起 【笑话原文】 What sTimetoAPig Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving. Thecitymansawafarmerinhi...
【生词预览】 energetic 精力旺盛的， cross 生气的 【笑话原文】 AnEnergeticwife Neighbor:Iheardabignoiseinfrontofyourhouselastnight.Whathappenedtoyou? Husband:Itwasnothing.Mywifewasabitcross,andthrewmyovercoatoutofthewindow. Neighb...
【生词预览】 aristocratic 贵族的， excess 过度， impudent 无礼的 【笑话原文】 ImpudentQuestions AlittlegirlfromtheEastSidewasinvitedtoagardenpartygivenbyaveryaristocraticladytoagroupoflittleEast-Siders.Thelittlegirl,asshedrankhe...
【生词预览】 exclaim 惊叫 【笑话原文】 ReasonofthePunishment Onedayalittlegirlcamehomefromschool,andsaidtohermother, Mommy,todayinschoolIwaspunishedforsomethingthatIdidn'tdo. Themotherexclaimed, Butthat'sterrible!I'mgoingtohaveatalkwith...
【生词预览】 bow 鞠躬， manner 礼节， ceremony 礼节 【笑话原文】 WhichMonthDidHeGoAway WhenJackbowedtosomeone,healwaysdiditatlighteningspeed.Youshouldn'twaitanylongerafterhehashadhisheadnod.Sohewasblamedfornomanners.Thensomewarmhe...
【生词预览】 freshman 新生， inadvance 提前， warn 预告， disarray 混乱 【笑话原文】 WarningSeveralweeksafteroursonbeganhisfreshmanyearatAlmaCollegeinMichigan,myhusbandandIdecidedtovisithim.Iwascarefultocallhimafewdaysinadvance...
