Alittleboytoldhisdadheflunkedhismathtest. Thefatheraskedhissonwhy. Thekidreplied,Themathwhizwhositsnexttomewasabsentonthedayofthetest. Notes: 1.Alittleboytoldhisdadheflunkedhismathtest. 一个小男孩告诉他爸爸，他的数学考试没及格 . f...
Atrickygirlsaid,Mom ， Igotaonehundredinschooltoday! Themomreplied,Great,sweetie,tellmeaboutit. Thegirlreluctantlysaid,Well ， Igotatwentyinmath ， athirtyinhistoryandafiftyinspelling. Notes: 1.Atrickygirlsaid,Mom ， Igotaonehundredinschooltoday!...
Afathertoldhisson,WhenLincolnwasyouragehewalkedtenmilestoschooleveryday. Thekidreplied,Well ， whenhewasyourage ， hewaspresident! Notes: 1.Afathertoldhisson,WhenLincolnwasyouragehewalkedtenmilestoschooleveryday. 一个父亲告诉他的儿子：当林...
Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. Astudentmurmuredtoanother,Wehopeyoudon'teither! Notes: 1.Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. 一位老师担心地说：希望不要...
Aboytoldhismomshewasawfulatraisingkids. Shereplied,Holdyourtongue.That'snottrue! Theboysaid,ThenwhydoyousendmetobedwhenI'mnottiredandwakemeupinthemorningwhenIam? Notes: 1.Aboytoldhismomshewasawfulatraisingkids. 一个男孩告诉他妈妈，说她在养...
Anelementaryschoolteacheraskedastudentwhyhewaslate. Hereplied,Anearbysignsaid'Schoolahead,slowdown ， goslow,'sothat'swhatIdid. Notes: 1.Anelementaryschoolteacheraskedastudentwhyhewaslate. 一个小学老师问一个学生为什么迟到。 表示做什...
Amanandhissonwereridinginthecar. Themansaidtohisson,Couldyoucheckandseeifthedirectionlightsareworkingonyoursideofthecar? Hissonlookedoutthewindowandsaid,Yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no... Notes: 1.Amanandhissonwereridinginthecar. 有一个男人和他儿子...
Amurderer,sittingintheelectricchair,wasabouttobeexecuted. Achaplainasked,Doyouhaveanylastrequests? Themurdererreplied,Yes ， pleaseholdmyhand. Notes: 1.Amurderer,sittingintheelectricchair,wasabouttobeexecuted. 有一个坐在电椅上的杀人犯即将...
Acultleaderclaimedthathesurvivedonair. Adoubtersaid,IsawyoueatingFrenchfriesatMcDonald'syesterday. Thegurureplied,Youcan'tcallthatfood. Notes: 1.Acultleaderclaimedthathesurvivedonair. 有一个教派的领导者宣称，他靠空气就能存活。 su...
Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. Hesaid ， GuesshowmanycakesIhaveinthisbox. Headded,GuesscorrectlyandI'llgiveyoubothofthem! Notes: 1.Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. 一个男人遇到他朋友时正巧拿着一个盒子。 2.Hesaid ，...
