Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. Hisfriendreplied,Wow!HemustbetheCEOofacorporation. Tomsaid,No ， hecutsthegrassinacemetery. Notes: 1.Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. 汤姆告诉他的明友...
FiftyDollarBill TheEasterBunny,anhonestlawyer,SantaClausandadrunkfindafiftydollarbilltogether. Canyouguesswhogetstokeepit? Ofcourse,it'sthedrunkbecausetheotherthreedon'texist. Notes: 1.TheEasterBunny,anhonestlawyer,SantaClausandadrunkfindafiftydollar...
ARaise Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsdoingtwomen'sworkforoneman'spay.NowIwantaraise. Theemployerreplied,Well,Ican'tgiveyouaraise,butifyou'lltellmewhotheothermanis,I'llfirehim. Notes: 1.Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsd...
IndustrialSpy Tenmenappliedforajobasanindustrialspy. Theinterviewergaveeachmanasealedenvelope. Theywereorderedtodeliverittothefifthfloor. Onemansecretlydisobeyedandopenedhisenvelope. Itread ， You'retherightpersonforthisjob.Reporttothepersonneldepar...
PaperShredder ACEOstandinginfrontofapapershredderaskedayoungexecutiveforhelp. Hesaid ， Thisisaverysensitiveandimportjuitdocument!Canyoumakethisthingwork? Certainly,saidtheyoungman.Heturnedthemachineon,pressedthebuttonandthepaperwentinside. TheCEOsa...
Responsible Aninterviewertoldanapplicant ， Weneedaresponsibleperson. Theapplicantreplied ， Thatdescribesmeexactly. Headded ， MypreviousbosssaidIwasresponsibleforeverythingthatwentwrong. Notes: 1.Aninterviewertoldanapplicant ， Weneedaresponsib...
FreeofCharge Oneday,abossarrivedearlyatworkandfoundhisassistantkissinghissecretary,Heyelled,IsthiswhatIpayyoufor? Theassistantanswered,No,sir,thisIdofreeofcharge. Notes: 1.Oneday,abossarrivedearlyatworkandfoundhisassistantkissinghissecretary 某天，有...
Puzzle Abusinessmangotonanelevatorwithabusinesswoman. Shesmiledathimandsaid,T-G-I-F.Hesmiledbackandsaid,S-H-I-T. Thewomanwassurprisedandpuzzled. Shesaid,T-G-I-F ， ThankGoodnessIt'sFriday,getit? Themananswered,Sorry,Honey,It'sThursday. Notes: 1.Abus...
ThreeEngineers Therewerethreeengineersridingalonginacar. Theywereanelectricalengineer,amechanicalengineerandacomputerengineer. Suddenly ， thecarbrokedown. Theelectricalengineersaid,Maybeit'sadeadbattery. Themechanicalengineersaid ， Maybethefanbel...
PoisonousJuice Awomanandherbrother-in-lawcouldnevergetalong. Onedayshesaidtohim,Ifyouweremyhusband ， I'dputpoisoninyourjuice? Hereplied,IfIwereyourhusband,I'ddrinkthatjuice. Notes: 1.Awomanandherbrother-in-lawcouldnevergetalong. 有个女人和她的...
