Doyouknowwhythechickencrossedtheroad? EithertoescapeKentuckyFriedChickenorjusttogettotheotherside. Notes: 1.Doyouknowwhythechickencrossedtheroad? 你知道为什么鸡要过马路吗？ 这是 - 个美国很典型的冷笑话（ StupidJoke). 很简单，...
Apreacheraskedhiswife,HowcanImakemycongregationpayattentiontomeduringmysermon? Sheanswered,Puttheclockrightbehindyouonthewall. Notes: 1.Apreacheraskedhiswife,HowcanImakemycongregationpayattentiontomeduringmysermon? 一个传教士问他的妻子：我该...
ASundayschoolteacheraskedherstudentsjustbeforeshedismissedthemtogotochurch,Whyisitnecessarytobequietinchurch? Aboyyelled ， Becausepeoplearesleeping. Notes: 1.ASundayschoolteacheraskedherstudentsjustbeforeshedismissedthemtogotochurch, 一个主日学校...
Aministeraskedalittleonethisquestion.Whatdoesyourmotherdoforyouwhenyou'vebeenagoodgirl? Shereplied,Sheletsmestayhomefromchurch. Notes: 1.Aministeraskedalittleonethisquestion. 有一个牧师问一个小朋友这样一个问題。 little 除了可以表...
JesuswalkedintoaHiltonHotel. Hetossedthreenailsonthecounterandasked,Canyouputmeupforthenight? Theclerkanswered,Sorry ， novacancies,butwehaveamangeroutback. Notes: 1.JesuswalkedintoaHiltonHotel. 耶稣走进一家希尔顿饭店。 Jesus[ ˈ dʒi:zə...
Threenunsweretalkingabouttheirparishpriest. Theywerediscussinghisroom,whichtheytookturnscleaningeveryweek.Theyweresurprisedbysomethingstheyhadfound! Onesaid,IfoundsomepornomagazinesandIthrewthemaway. Anothersaid,IfoundsomecondomsandIpokedholesinthem....
Twoministerswerediscussingmorality. Onewasconvincedthemodernworldwasdeclining. Hesaid,Premaritalsexisthereasonforourdownfall. Heproudlysaid,Ididn'tsleepwithmywifebeforemarriage,didyou? Theotherreplied,Ican'tremember.Whatwasyourwife'smaidenname? Notes...
Whatcanapersonsaytocomplimentadonkey? Hey,niceass! Notes: 1.Whatcanapersonsaytocomlimentadonkey? 可以用什么样的语言来称赞一头驴呢？ complimemt 是指一种社交上的赞词、恭维的。但是如果太过分的话，就变成了巴结...
Whattwothingsareblackandwhiteandredallover? Anunfallingdownthestairs.Asunburnedzebra. Notes: 1.Whattwothingsareblackandwhiteandredallover? 哪两样东西全身是又黑又白又红？ 这种模式的笑话类似脑筋急转弯，答案很出人意料。...
Doyouknowwhattodoifablondethrowsagrenadeatyou? First,pulloutthepin.Then ， throwitback. Notes: 1.Doyouknowwhattodoifablondethrowsagrenadeatyou? 如果有一个金发美女向你扔了一顆手榴弹，你知道该怎么办吗？ 瑪？ blonde 也可以...
