High-techCameras Haveyouheardaboutthelatestinhigh-techcameras? TheJapanesehaveanewsuper-fastcamera. It'ssoquickitcanphotographawomanwithhermouthclosed. Notes: 1.Haveyouheardaboutthelatestinhigh-techcameras? 你听说有关高科技相机的最新消息...
KissingFool Aboylikedtobragabouthowromantichewas. Ashekissedhisgalhesaid ， Iamakissingfool. Shereplied,AndI'mkissingafool. Notes: 1.Aboylikedtobragabouthowromantichewas. 有一个男孩喜欢吹嘘自己有多浪漫。 brag 指吹噓，自夸，在用...
Bachelor Abachelorjoinedacomputerdatingservice. Heaskedthecomputertofindhimasmall,cutecompanionwholoveswatersportsandenjoysgroupactivities. Thecomputeradvised:Marryapenguin. Notes: 1.Abachelorjoinedacomputerdatingscrvice. 有一个单身汉参加了一...
GotoDance Ataparty,ahandsomemanwalkedovertoagirlandasked,Areyougoingtodance? Sheexcitedlyreplied,Yes! Heexcitedlysaid,Great!MayIhaveyourseat? Notes: 1.Ataparty,ahandsomemanwalkedovertoagirlandasked,Areyougoingtodance? 在一场派对上，有一个英俊...
Smart Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! Theotherreplied,That'snobigdeal.Mysonwassocleveratthatagehemadeuscarryhim. Notes: 1.Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! 一个女人对另...
BreakUp Agirljustbrokeupwithherboyfriend. Heyelled,You'llneverfindanyonelikemeagain! Thegirlanswered,Ishouldhopenot. Notes: 1.Agirljustbrokeupwithherboyfriend. 一个女孩刚和她的男朋支分手。 up 在这里当副词，用以强调事情的结束...
Husband Akidaskedhismom,Isittrue?Myteachersaidinsomeaboriginalareasawomandoesn'tknowherhusbanduntiltheymarry. Themothersighed ， Ithappensineverysociety? Notes: 1.Akidaskedhismom,Isittrue? 一个孩子问她的妈妈：那是真的吗？ 2.Myteacher...
ShakeHands Awifesaidthistoherhusband.Honey,doyouknowhowcloseIcametomarryingSambeforeImarriedyou? Hereplied ， NowIknowwhyhesmilesandshakesmyhandsowarmlywheneverwemeet. Notes: 1.Awifesaidthistoherhusband. 有一个妻子对他丈夫说。 2.Honey,doy...
PackUp Anexcitedhusbandyelledtohiswife ， Packupyourthings;Ijustwonthings;Ijustwonthelottery! Shereplied ， HowmanydaysshouldIpackfor?Heanswered,Forever! Notes: 1.Anexcitedhusbandyelledtohiswife ， Packupyourthings;Ijustwonthings;Ijustwonthelotter...
Excrcise Mrs.Smithcouldn'tgetherhusbandtoexcrcise. SheaskedMrs.Joneswhatsheshoulddo. Mrs.Jonesreplied,Tapetheremotecontrolbetweenhistoes. Notes: 1.Mrs.Smithcouldn'tgetherhusbandtoexcrcisc. 史密斯太太没办法说服她的丈夫锻炼身体。 get...
