Michael Jackson How do you distinguish between the king of pop Michael Jackson and a shopping bag? One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with... the other is used to carry things you buy. Notes: 1.How do you distinguish between...
Bill Clinton Why did Bill Clinton get fired from his job at K.F.C.? Because he couldn't keep his lips off the breasts and thighs. Notes: 1.Why did Bill Clinton get fired from his job at K.F.C.? 为什么比尔克林顿被肯德基炒了鱿鱼？ 2.Be...
Chelsea Clinton A very corrupt lawyer and an immoral politician got married and had a baby. Can you guess what they called the baby? Chelsea Clinton. Notes: 1.A very corrupt lawyer and an immoral politician got married and had a baby. 一个很爱贪污...
Woody Allen Can you guess what the title of Woody Allen's latest movie is? It's called Honey, I Married the Kids. Notes: 1. Can you guess what the title of Woody Allen's latest movie is? 你能猜得出伍迪?艾论最靳电影的名称吗？ 伍迪艾...
President George W. Bush 布什总统 Do you know what President George W. Bush got on his college SATs? He got drool on it. Notes: 1.Do you know what President George W. Bush got on his college SATs? 你知道布什总统在大学学术能力测验中...
Three American Presidents Three American Presidents are on the Titanic. It hits a huge iceberg. It starts sinking very quickly. Jimmy Carter yells, Quick, save the women and children! Richard Nixon says, Screw the women and children.Bill Clinton says...
The politician A gangster wanted to corrupt a politician. He offered a fancy diamond watch in return for a favor. The politician said, It's bribery. I can't accept it. The gangster said, I'll sell you the watch for $20 dollars instead. The politician...
fairy tales A little girl asked her dad, Pop, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? He replied, No，honey, some fairy tales begin with ' If elected I promise to improve everything'. Notes: 1. A little girl asked her dad, Pop, do all fair...
the meaning of politics Guess what the true meaning of politics is. Poli is a Latin term meaning many and tics are bloodsucking creatures. Notes: 1. Guess what the true meaning of politics is. 猜猜看政治的真正含义是什么？ 2. Poli is a L...
Election Day A five-year-old asked his dad this question, What is the holiday that comes after Halloween when you have turkey? The father quickly answered, Election Day. Notes: 1. A five-year-old asked his dad this question, 有一个5岁的孩于这样...
