Headache A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? We're an endangered species. Notes: 1. A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? 一只公熊猫对他妻子说：你说你头疼是什么意思...
Wee Hours A man asked his doctor, Doc, my wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back? The doctor replied, Try coming home at four in the morning! Notes: 1. A man asked his doctor, Doc, my wife has lost her voice. 一个男人问他的医生...
The Greatest Detective A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? His father replied, Know her say, I married her! Notes: 1. A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? 一...
divorce I asked my friend why she wanted to divorce her husband. She answered, Every time I sit on his lap, he starts dictating letters. Notes: 1.I asked my friend why she wanted to divorce her husband. 我问我朋友为什么她要和丈夫离婚。...
burglar A man went to the police station to speak to a burglar. He asked, How did you get into my house without waking my wife? Tell me your secret because I've been trying to do that for years. Notes: 1. A man went to the police station to speak to...
relative A husband and wife were driving down the road arguing with each other. They passed a pig farm and the husband said, Are they relatives of yours? Yes， she replied, I married into the family. Notes: 1. A husband and wife were driving down th...
wedding At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, Mommy， why does the girl wear white? She answered, The bride wears white because this is the happiest day of her life. The boy thought about this and said，Why is the groom wearing black? Notes:...
Breast enhancement A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breasts. He tells her, Honey，you don't need surgery for that. She asks,Then how do I do it? Just mb toilet paper between them, he says. She replies, How does that...
a tooth pulled A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. The man said, I want a tooth pulled. We're in a big hurry, so forget about any pain killers. The dentist said，You're very brave. Which tooth is it? The man said to his wife, Show him y...
a tooth pulled A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. The man said, I want a tooth pulled. We're in a big hurry, so forget about any pain killers. The dentist said，You're very brave. Which tooth is it? The man said to his wife, Show him y...
