You'llneverguesswhatmakesaclip-clop ， clip-clop ， bang,bang,clip-clop,clip-clop,clip-clopnoise. AnAmishdrive-byshooting. Notes: 1.You'llneverguesswhatmakesaclip-clop ， clip-clop ， bang,bang,clip-clop,clip-clop,clip-clopnoise. 你一定猜不到...
HowmanyIvyLeaguegraduatesdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb? Onlyone.Heorshegrabsthebulbandwaitsfortheworldtorevolvearoundhimorher. Notes: 1.HowmanyIvyLeaguegraduatesdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb? 换灯泡需要几个常春藤联盟的毕业生？ 常春藤...
HowmanyCatholicpriestsarerequiredtoscrewalightbulbintoitssocket? Two.Onetodothescrewing,andonetoheartheconfession. Notes: 1.HowmanyCatholicpriestsarerequiredtoscrewalightbulbintoitssocket? 把电灯泡转入灯座需要几个天主教神职人员？ 美...
Twoguysareoutplayinggolf. Theyseetwoothermenfishingonanearbylake. Onegolfersaystotheother,Checkoutthosetwoidiotsfishingintherain! Notes: 1.Twoguysareoutplayinggolf. 两个男人外出打高尔夫球。 out 是副词，但也可以置于 be 动词后作...
Nowadaysmanyemployeesliketocomplainabouttheiridiotboss. Whattheydon'trealizeisthatifthestupidbosswerealittlesmarter,they'dlosetheirjobs. Notes: 1.Nowadaysmanyemployeesliketocomplainabouttheiridiotboss. 现今许多员工喜欢抱怨他们的笨蛋老板...
Iknewaguywhoplayedhisradioonlyinthemorning. Whensomeoneaskedhimwhy ， hereplied,ThisisanAMradio. Notes: 1.Iknewaguywhoplayedhisradioonlyinthemorning. 我认识一个人，他只在早上收听广播。 2.Whensomeoneaskedhimwhy ， hereplied,Thisisan...
Anangrycustomerinarestaurantsaidthistoawaiter.What'sthemeaningofthiscockroachinmysoup? Hereplied,Sir ， I'mawaiter,notafortune-teller. Notes: 1.Anangrycustomerinarestaurantsaidthistoawaiter. 在餐厅里，一位生气的顾客对一位服务生这样...
Apatientsaid ， Doc ， duringmyoperationIheardyouuseafour-letterwordthatscaredmeverymuch. Thesurgeonreplied ， Whatwordwasthat? Iheardyousay ， 'Oops!'thepatientanswered. Notes: 1.Apatientsaid ， Doc ， duringmyoperationIheardyouuseafour letter...
Anintervieweraskedanapplicant ， Yourapplicationsaysyouleftyourlastjobbecauseofsickness.Couldyouexplainthat,please? Thecandidatereplied ， Sure.Mybossgotsickandtiredofme. Notes: 1.Anintervieweraskedanapplicant ， Yourapplicationsaysyouleftyourlast...
Adoctorexaminedhispatientandsaid,Youshouldlivetobeninety. Thepatientsobbed ， Doctor,Iamninety. TheDocreplied,See?Iwasright. Notes: 1.Adoctorexaminedhispatientandsaid,Youshouldlivetobeninety. 一位医生在给他的病人做完检查后说：你应该...
