【生词预览】 absent 缺乏的 【笑话原文】 TheAbsent-MindedProfessor Theabsent-mindedprofessorshouted, Kate,cometotheblackboard ！ Anotherstudentsays, Kateisabsent, Silent!LetKatespeakforherself. Theprofessorreplied. 【中文译文】 心...
【生词预览】 element 元素 【笑话原文】 TheFourthElement Teacher:Whatarethefourelementsofnature? Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and... Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandswith? Student:Soap! 【中文译文】 第四元素...
【生词预览】 warranty 保证， coffin 棺材， mortuary 太平间， exhume 挖出 【笑话原文】 LifetimeWarranty Afterburyinghismotherninemonthslater,aclientofthelocalmortuaryfinallyhadenoughmoneytopurchasetheexpensivecoffinhismotherori...
【生词预览】 cower 退缩 【笑话原文】 ASecondLanguageAcatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.Turningtoherkittens,thecatsaid, Youseehowimportantitistoknowasecondlanguage...
【生词预览】 callout 大喊 【笑话原文】 Whichwoman? OneeveningIdrovemyhusband'scartotheshoppingmall.Onmyreturn,Inoticedthathowdustytheoutsideofhiscarwasandcleaneditupabit.WhenIfinallyenteredthehouse,Icalledout. Thewomanwholovesyouthemost...
【生词预览】 fortune 运气， enable 使能够 【笑话原文】 HalfPriceJack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome. John:Howisthat? Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice. 【中文译文】 半价买房 杰克：我女儿的...
Aten-year-oldstudentasked,Teacher ， wouldyoupunishmeforsomethingIdidn tdo? Ofcoursenot,theteacherreplied. Thekidsaid ， Good ， becauseIdidn'tdomyhomework. Notes: 1.Aten-year-oldstudentasked,Teacher,wouldyoupunishmeforsomethingIdidn'tdo? 一个 1...
【生词预览】 countryside 乡下 【笑话原文】 WhereAmI? AnEnglishmanlosthiswaywhilehewasdrivinginthecountryside.Hesawafarmerworkinginthefieldnearby,sohewentnearerinhiscarandaskedthefarmer, Excuseme,canyoutellmewhereIam? Yes, thefarmerlooke...
Akidaskedhisdad,Hey,Pop,canyouwriteinthedark? Thedadanswered,Sure.Whatdoyouwantmetowrite? Theboysaid,Yournameonthisreportcard. Notes: 1.Akidaskedhisdad,Hey,Pop,canyouwriteinthedark? 一个孩子问他爸爸：嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中写字吗？...
Alittlegirlwaslost ， soshewentuptoapolicemanandsaid,I'velostmymom! Thecopsaid,What'sshelike? Thelittlegirlreplied,Shoppingandgossiping! Notes: 1.Alittlegirlwaslost ， soshewentuptoapolicemanandsaid,I velostmymom! 有一个小女孩儿走丢了，于...
