【生词预览】 hurry 催促， prohibit 禁止 【笑话原文】 AllRight Hurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited. Uh-oh, Isaid,realizingmymistake. Ijustmakeanillegalturn. Iguessit'sallright, mydaughter...
【生词预览】 crisis 危机， undergraduate 本科生， consolation 安慰， litany 唠唠叨叨的抱怨 【笑话原文】 WhoIsThis MytwosistersandIwereallawayatvariouscollegesatthesametime.Oneday,afterfacingonecrisistoomanyandtiredofbeing...
【生词预览】 inquire 询问 【笑话原文】 TheReasonofBeingLateMikewaslateforschool.Hesaidtohisteacher,Mr.Black,Excusemeformycominglate,sir.Iwatchedafootballmatchinmydream. Whydiditmakeyoulate?inquiredtheteacher. Becauseneitherteamcouldwint...
【生词预览】 bald 秃头的， wig 假发 【笑话原文】 TheBaldGuy Oncetherewasanoldguy,whowasgrowingoldandstartingtolosehishair.Bythetimehehadgonecompletelybald,hedecidedtocoverhisbaldheadwithawig.Oneday,hewentouthuntingwithsomefriends.As...
【生词预览】 givein 让步， crawl 爬行 【笑话原文】 MyHusbandWillBeHomeSoon Amarriedmanwasvisitinghisgirlfriendwhensherequestedthatheshavehisbeard. OhJames,Ilikeyourbeard,butIwouldreallylovetoseeyourhandsomeface. Jamesreplied, Mywifel...
【生词预览】 onesideofthecase 一面之词， excuse 使免除 【笑话原文】 OneSideoftheCaseAjudgeaskedourgroupofpotentialjurorswhetheranyoneshouldbeexcused,andonemanraisedhishand.Ican'thearoutofmyleftear,themantoldthejudge. Canyouhearout...
【生词预览】 prescribe 开药， stroll 漫步， roar 吼叫 【笑话原文】 SleepingPills Bobwashavingtroublegettingtosleepatnight.Hewenttoseehisdoctor,whoprescribedsomeextra-strongsleepingpills.SundaynightBobtookthepills,sleptwellandwasaw...
【生词预览】 assign 指定， composition 作文 【笑话原文】 IfIAmAManager Onedayinclass,theteacherassignedhisstudentstowriteacomposition--IfIAmaManager.Allthestudentsbegantowriteexceptaboy.Theteacherwenttohimandaskedthereason. Iamwaitin...
【生词预览】 unwelcome 不受欢迎的， incurable 不可治愈的 【笑话原文】 AnUnwelcomeHornor AdoctorcameintothehospitalwardandsaidtoMr.Johnson,Ihavesomegoodnewsandsomebadnewsforyou. ThenMr.Johnsonsaid,Please,givemethegoodnewsfirst....
【生词预览】 nickel 五分钱， swallow 吞下， whereupon 然后， frantically 发狂地 【笑话原文】 KeepFeedingHimNickels Amothersawherthree-year-oldsonputnickelinhismouthandswallowedit.Sheimmediatelypickedhimup,turnedhimupsidedowna...
