【生词预览】 burglar 盗贼， court 法庭 【笑话原文】 I veBeenTryingThatforYears Amanwenttothepoliceofficewishingtospeakwiththeburglarwhohadbrokenintohishousethenightbefore. Youwillgetyourchanceincourt.saidtheDeskSergeant. No,no,no.sai...
【生词预览】 repetition 重复， harpon 喋喋不休， cram 塞入， raise 涨工资 【笑话原文】 RepetitionHasManyApplications Inasalescompany,thebosssaidtooneofhisemployees, Themainthingtorememberisrepetition,repetition,repetition!Th...
【生词预览】 reverse 倒退， charge 收费 【笑话原文】 PleaseReversetheCharges Therewasaladywhotookataxihome,andwhenthetaxidriverapproachedherhouseshetoldhimtostop,saying,Okay,here,hereisgood. Thensheaskedthedriver,Howmuchisit?Andthedr...
【生词预览】 squeeze 捏， tumble 摔倒， grab 抓起 【笑话原文】 SqueezeTwiceforNO DuringafootballgameIsawoneoftheplayerstookahardhit.Hetumbledtothegroundanddidn tmove.Wegrabbedourfirst-aidgearandrushedoutontothefield.Thecoachpickedu...
【生词预览】 entertain 招待 【笑话原文】 RoomTemperature ToentertainabusinesspartnerfromCalifornialastwinter,ItookhimtoarestaurantinBoston.Weorderedredwine,whicharrivedicycold,seeminglystraightfromtherefrigerator. Oh,miss, myguestsaidto...
【生词预览】 knockon 敲门， comeout 出来 【笑话原文】 INeedYourFootball Georgeknockedonthedoorofhisfriend'shouse.Whenhisfriend'smotheransweredheasked,CanAlbertcomeouttoplay? No,saidthemother,It'stoocold. Well,then,saidGeorge,Canhisfo...
【生词预览】 horrible 可怕的， vendor 摊贩， peel 剥皮， emerge 出现 【笑话原文】 HorribleBanana TwogirlsweretakingtheirfirsttraintriptoMoscow.Avendorcamedownthecorridorsellingbananaswhichthey dneverseenbefore.Eachboughtone.Th...
【生词预览】 offender 罪犯， trial 审判， commit 犯罪 【笑话原文】 EarlyBigShopping Anoffenderwasbroughttotrialbeforeajudge.Thejudgeaskedhim,Whatisthecrimeyouhavecommitted? Theoffendersaid,IwentshoppingtooearlyduringtheNewYear. Th...
【生词预览】 courtroom 法庭， sentence 判决， criminal 犯人 【笑话原文】 DoWhatYouCan Inacourtroom,thejudgesentencedacriminaltothirtyyearsinprisonandtheprisonersaid,ButSir,Iwon tlivethatlong! Sothejudgereplied,Don'tworry,justdowha...
【生词预览】 quarrel 争吵， impress 使钦佩 【笑话原文】 WhoseFatherWastheStronger? WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestronger.Willsaid,Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit.Billwasn'timpressed,...
