【生词预览】 headcount 人口调查， bid （过去式 bade ）告别， desperate 情急的， jumpsuit 连衣裤 【笑话原文】 IWanttoGetoutofHere Iwasreviewingmyclient scasewithhiminprisonwhenitwasannouncedthatvisitorshad15minutestolea...
【生词预览】 nail 钉子， sigh 叹气 【笑话原文】 EatNailsforLunch Ihaveareputationatworkforbeingastrictboss.OnedayIwasinthebreakroomwithmyco-worker.Ireachedintotherefrigeratorformylunch,whichwaspackedinanAceHardwarepaperbag.Myco-worke...
【生词预览】 volunteer 自动提供， strip 拆卸， exterior 外部， chipaway 拆掉 【笑话原文】 They llLeavetheKeyforYou George,myhusband,volunteeredtostripthebricksfromtheexteriorofmyparents house.Onemorninghewasoutfrontchippingaw...
【生词预览】 dine 吃饭， appetite 食欲， scurry 急匆匆地走 【笑话原文】 He sAClubMember WhilediningintheclubinthePhilippines,mywifeandIlostourappetiteswhenaratscurriedpastup. Waiter! Isaid,pointingtotherodent. Whatareyougoingto...
【生词预览】 base 基地， oration 演讲， lieutenant 陆军中尉， grumble 抱怨， windbag 饶舌之人 【笑话原文】 WhoAmI Atateaforofficersandtheirwives,thecommandinggeneralofabasedeliveredaseeminglyendlessoration.Ayounglieutena...
【生词预览】 sidewalk 人行道， quarter 两角五分的硬币 【笑话原文】 Whose50Cents? Jacky:Ifound50centsonthesidewalkinfrontofschool. Tommy:Ithinkit'smine.Idropped50centstheretodayandcouldn'tfindit. Jacky:ButwhatIfoundwastwoquarter...
【生词预览】 buddy 老兄， ease 泰然自若 【笑话原文】 YourGrandfather Awell-dressedyoungmandemandedassoonasheenteredtherestaurant.Serveme,quick!Givemeyourbest.Idon'tcaretheprice. Notlikethewayhetalked,thewaitersaidtohim:HeyBuddy,itd...
【生词预览】 howl 吼叫， dismally 沉闷地， endure 忍耐 【笑话原文】 TheCleverDog Alittleboywaspracticinghisviolin,whilehisfathersatreadingthenewspaper.Thefamilydogbegantohowlalongdismally. Finally,thefathercouldendurethecombinati...
【生词预览】 plow 耕地， gallop 飞奔， veterianarian 兽医 【笑话原文】 ASmartHorse Therewasafarmerwhofellandbrokehishipwhilehewasplowing,andhishorseimmediatelygallopedfivemilestothenearesttownandreturned,carryingadoctoronhisback....
【生词预览】 transplant 移植， perform 进行 【笑话原文】 ABrainTransplant TheBrainSurgeonwasabouttoperformabraintransplant. Youhaveyourchoiceoftwobrains, hetoldthepatient, For$1000youcanhavethebrainofapsychologist,orfor$10,000youcanh...
