Max, look. The future's already happening. Even in Han's letter, I'm alone. 麦克斯，看，不幸的未来已经开始了。连在阿憨的信里我都是孤身一人。 The only chance for a love life I have now is going halfsies on a hooker with...
Max, I think we all know that I'm a highly educated woman who doesn't really believe in curses, 麦克斯，我们都知道我是一名高学历女性，不相信诅咒这种事， but I am putting every penny we make tonight in the lift the curse Fu...
Don't believe in curses, never have. 不要相信什么诅咒，没有的事。 Not since Jennifer Martin told me I was going to hell for sleeping with her boyfriend. 当初詹妮弗马丁还不是因为我睡了她男人而诅咒我下地狱。 But...
Interesting. She's a psychic, but she needs a bell to tell her someone's here. 有意思。神婆居然需要在门上挂个铃铛才能知道有人来了。 Max, please don't make me do this. I don't want to hear any more bad things. 麦克斯，不要...
Who could that be? 这么晚会是谁啊？ I don't know. Let me consult the spirits. Who is it? 不知道。让我请示一下四方神灵。是谁啊？ It's Sophie. Yeah, it's me. 是苏菲。没错就是我。 The shady lady with the illegal busi...
You want to know your future? No, no thanks. 想知道你的未来吗？不必，谢了。 You sure? I have a message about your love life. $10. 你确定吗？我有个关于你爱情的预言呢。十块钱。 Are you asleep? Max? Max, I really nee...
You don't have to read it, Han. It's just a standard letter of recommendation. 不用读啦，阿憨。只是一封标准的正常推荐信而已。 Don't be a bitch. Just sign it. 少唧唧歪歪。乖乖签字就对了。 I'm not comfortable puttin...
His store is empty. Oh, my God, this is so sad. 他的店都空了。天啊，感觉好伤心哦。 I know. There goes the candy. 对啊。糖果飞了。 And my booty call. 我的炮友也飞了。 He didn't even leave a note? Or a Razzle? 连张字条...
Here you go. 给。 I just found the greatest thing online. 我刚在网上找到最棒的玩意了。 The ultrasound of the Kim and Kanye baby where someone photoshopped a 666 on its little baby butt? 金与坎耶小孩的超声波照吗，就是腹中...
Well, here it is. My last tip. Only $2. 老娘今晚最后一笔小费。只有两块钱。 And to think, I held in a fart for those cheap bastards. 亏我之前还为了那些小气鬼憋住一个屁。 This night sucks. We don't even have enough to...
