【生词预览】 burglar窃贼，show up出现，expect预料 【笑话原文】 A Burglar Cant Find Me Either My brother got a call from a security firm that offered him a promotional burglar alarm at no charge. Happy to get something for free, he...
【生词预览】 bodyguard保镖，pistol手枪，evaluate评估 【笑话原文】 Hire A Bodygaurd When my new job required me to transport valuables, I decided I needed a gun for protection. Since I knew next to nothing about firearms, I joined...
【生词预览】 test测试，list列出，sternly严厉地 【笑话原文】 My Dream Job I found a dream jobtesting computer games. My first day at work I was listing testing plans in an Excel program when my manager walked by. He looked at my s...
【生词预览】 roaster供烤食的食物（土豆、鸡等），butcher肉贩，counter柜台 【笑话原文】 Ill Take All Three When a woman requested a whole roaster at the market, the butcher didnt let on that the bird was the last one. Do...
【生词预览】 can桶，haul运送，trash垃圾 【笑话原文】 The Garbage Can Is the Garbage Ive been hauling trash for years, so when the sign Garbage appeared on trash can, I replaced it with my own note, After 20 years on the job, I know...
【生词预览】 scheme计划，random任意的，strike up开始（谈话），reprimand训斥 【笑话原文】 Was He Fired? A co-worker had a unique scheme to meet women. Hed call a random number. If a man picked up, he apologized for dialing...
【生词预览】 tardiness拖延，unacceptable不可接受的 【笑话原文】 Is There Another Door? Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una...
【生词预览】 dealership代理／经销，figure认为，lousy恶劣的，jovially愉快地 【笑话原文】 Want A New Car Real Bad Snow was falling heavily the day I decided to visit a car dealership. I was confident Id get a great deal, fig...
【生词预览】 human resources人力资源，firm公司 【笑话原文】 Letter of Recommendation When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. Since I've been with the firm for so long, he said, I thi...
【生词预览】 roast烤制的，send over发送 【笑话原文】 Got Well One day a boy came to his teacher and said，Teacher, my father wants to know if you like roast pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very...
