【生词预览】 late已故的,masculine男性的, 【笑话原文】 Girls Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she...
【生词预览】 wreck精神上受到严重损伤的人,blas司空见惯的, pull up停车, stammer结巴 【笑话原文】 What Was Wrong When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. My friend Lisa, who was born and...
【生词预览】 take out带出去,certain某个 【笑话原文】 Not to Be Taken Out Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town. May I borrow a book from you? he asked politely. Yes, you're more than welcome t...
【生词预览】 sightseeing观光,domed拱形的, cave-in塌落 【笑话原文】 Its Cheaper Here While sightseeing in Kentucky, we stopped to take a tour of Mammouth Cave. Looking up at the huge, domed ceiling, I asked the guide, Has there ev...
【生词预览】 psychic巫师,hotline热线,croak呱呱叫 【笑话原文】 The Girl in A Frogs Life A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, You are going to mee...
【生词预览】 rotten腐朽的,sit on位于,extract拔出 【笑话原文】 Bills Still Keep Coming I tried to replace the rotten post that the mailbox sat on, but saved the beloved old box. I managed to extract all but one of the rusty nail...
【生词预览】 roast烤制的,fake伪装 【笑话原文】 Roast Pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat: Not bad, I am next to the pig. But then he notic...
【生词预览】 tech技术,reboot重新启动,long-haul持久,rig大卡车 【笑话原文】 A Tip to Stay Awake Tech support people like me spend our days on the phone with customers. Many like to chat while waiting for their computers to...
【生词预览】 espresso浓咖啡,chef厨师,upscale高档的 【笑话原文】 A Double Espresso The chef of the upscale restaurant collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processin...
【生词预览】 parrot鹦鹉,beak(鸟类的)嘴,trim修剪,apt易于 【笑话原文】 I Wont Hurt You One day, a man brought in an African Grey Parrot to have its beak and wings trimmed. The owner warned that the bird disliked these pr...