A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes. When he came back, he found...
Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle? asked the doctor. Breast fed, of course! replied the woman. Take off your clothes, please. the doctor ordered. What? ...But why? Don't worry. you'r...
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him. Pardon me, she said. I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who died r...
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. As we drove away, our son waved and said, Goodbye, Mickey...
Two tomatoes go shopping, a tomato suddenly walk fast, the second tomato asks: where shall we go? The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turn...
One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now wha...
Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew. Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you? 顾客：服务员，我这个牡蛎炖菜里怎么没有牡蛎？ 服务员：是啊，你不会指望...
I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad. Then I left the house on an errand（使命，差事） . When I came back, I found this note from my son: Dear Mom, I hope your bread gets better. 我在...
Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. Yes, Sir. the new recruit replied. Well, then, that makes everything just fine, the boss went on. After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped...
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back? To which the farmer replied: Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf! 在一个乡村路上，一警察让这个农民靠...
