Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? A: An envelope. Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? A: Wet. Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A: A stick. Q: What is white when it's dirty a...
The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say I am beautiful, which tense is it? The student says: Obviously it's the past tense. NOTES: Present Tense: I am beautiful. Past Tense: I was beautiful. This is funny because...
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, Why are you arguing? One boy answers, We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie. You should be ashamed of yourselves, said the teacher...
Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert? A: I scream. (Ice cream) Q: Where does a ghost mail his letters? A: At the ghost office. (Post office) Q: What did the ghost mail home while on vacation? A: Ghostcards. (Post cards) Q: What amusement park ride do...
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old...
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!, said her father, That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened? Wrong number, replied the girl....
English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too....
A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework....
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school. If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home....
Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper. Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have? A: Baby tigers. Q: Why is the number six afraid? A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine) Q: How many legs does an a...
