【生词预览】 deposit存入，counter柜台，utter说／讲 【笑话原文】 Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US...
【生词预览】 ox牛，out of缺少 【笑话原文】 Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of...
【生词预览】 summon召唤，obedient顺从的，talk back顶嘴 【笑话原文】 Who Should Be Given the Present A father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, Wh...
【生词预览】 charity善心，kingdred亲属关系，moan呻吟 【笑话原文】 The Kings Brother A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. Thinking desiring to know how h...
【生词预览】 notorious声名狼藉的，cheap skate 吝啬鬼 【笑话原文】 The Mean Mans Party The notorious cheap skate was explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. W...
【生词预览】 speaker作讲话的人，hear out听完 【笑话原文】 Why He Couldnt Leave? There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when...
【生词预览】 perplexed困惑的，lade with装满，errand差事 【笑话原文】 The Perplexed Clerk Heavily laden with groceries, my wife asked a young clerk at the grocery store to accompany her to her car. Arriving there, she opened the d...
【生词预览】 subway地铁，ragged衣着褴褛的，soft touch耳根子软的人 【笑话原文】 Gook Luck I had just gotten off the subway when a ragged-looking street person came walking up to me and asked, Excuse me. Do you have a dollar?...
【生词预览】 battle战役，bulge肥胖，gym健身房，assessment评估 【笑话原文】 Loose-fitting Clothing Clearly I was not going to win the battle of the bulge on my own, so I decided to join a gym. Before you start working out, we l...
【生词预览】 decipher解读，technicals技术术语 【笑话原文】 CD Player While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalses on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I call...
