King of the Jungle森林之王A lion woke up one morning in the jungle. 丛林里一只狮子在早上醒来。 He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?他走出去，逼住一只小猴子吼道：谁是...
Poor Baby Turtle可怜的小乌龟Deep within a forest, a baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. 森林深处，一只小乌龟站在一棵大树脚下。它深深地叹了一口气，开始往上...
Two Bats两只蝙蝠Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, Lets fly out of the cave and get some blood.两只吸血蝙蝠在半夜醒来，想要喝血。一只蝙蝠说：我们飞到洞外去找些血喝。...
Race Records赛跑记录Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. 几匹赛马在马厩里，其中一匹开始吹嘘自己的赛绩。 In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!在过去的15场马赛中，...
Blind Benny瞎本尼An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. 一个外地人在乡村公路上开车时不小心开到了路边的沟渠...
Fly and Cat苍蝇和猫One warm spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. 一个暖洋洋的春日里，一条鱼正在湖面下一英尺处游着，它看到了一只...
Is the Cat There? 猫在那儿吗？ A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. 一个人无比痛恨他妻子的猫，他决定把它处理掉。于是...
Cat Heaven猫的天堂One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. 一天，一只猫自然死亡，来到了天堂。 Greeting him the Lord says, You've lived a good life. If there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortab...
Basic Rules for Cats猫的基本行为准则1. CHAIRS AND RUGS1. 关于椅子和地毯If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. 如果要呕吐，迅速跳到一把椅子上。 If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. 如果来不...
Bilingual Dog能说两种语言的狗A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. 一只警犬应征去联邦调查局工作。 Well, says the personnel director, You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60...
