Things Dog Must Try to Rmember狗们一定要记住的事情1. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. 1. 收垃圾的人并不是要偷我们的东西。 2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table....
A Very Smart Dog 一只太聪明的狗 I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. 一天，我去电影院看电影，我的前排坐着一位老人和他的狗。 It was a sad funny kind of film,...
Dog Rules 狗法则 1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 1. 狗不能进屋。 2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 2. 好吧，好吧，狗可以进屋，但只可以进个别房间。 3. The dog is allowed in all...
Things Dogs Don't Understand 狗不能理解的事情 1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3 a.m. 1. 凌晨3点就汪汪叫不是闹着玩儿的事。 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 2. 把奶奶逼到角度里看着她...
His Mother Wants Him to Be a Doctor 它妈妈想让它当医生 A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. 一个人带着一只小狗走进酒吧。 The bartender says, Get out of here with that dog! 酒吧侍者说：带着你的狗出去！ The guy...
Bad Seeing-Eye Dog 不称职的导盲犬 A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. 一天，一只导盲犬领着一个盲人在街上走。 They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traf...
Dog Property Laws 狗的财产法则 1. If I like it,it's mine. 1. 我喜欢的东西，就是我的。 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 2. 在我嘴里的东西，就是我的。 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 3. 我能从你那儿拿过来...
The Smartest Dog 最聪明的狗 A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. 一个肉贩在工作，而且很忙。他发现一只狗在他的店里，就把它轰走了。 Later, the dog is back again. He...
Book About the Elephant 关于大象的书 The France book-1000 Ways to Cook Elephant 法国的书大象的一千种烹饪法 The English book-Elephants I Have Shot on Safari 英国的书我在东非的游猎中打到的大象 The Welsh book-The Elep...
Elephant vs. Ants Soccer Game 大象对蚂蚁的足球赛 It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the elephants decided to challenge the ants to a game of soccer. 星期天的下午太无聊了，于是大象向蚂蚁提出踢一场足球赛。...
