Tiny Men and Tiny Women 小男人和小女人 What is a CAT? 猫是什么？ 1. Cats do what they want. 1. 猫们随心所欲。 2. They rarely listen to you. 2. 猫们极少听你的话。 3. They're totally umpredictable. 3. 它们完全不可捉摸。...
Love Letter 情书 Dear Thomas: 亲爱的托马斯： I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. 我想要的是一个真正懂得爱的人。你宽...
An A Student 优秀学生 Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't have a clue what I was doing (as cited on the final exam.) 上学期我选修了宏观经济学，我对此完全一无所知（以期末考试为证）。 There were 80 multipl...
You Don't Know Who I Am 你不认识我 One professor had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were done at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam paper after the bell would take a zero on the exam. 一个老师对于考试时间的...
Funny Excuses Notes 可笑的假条 If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should, check out some of the writing miscreated by their moms and dads. The following are some funny excuses notes received by teachers, spelling mistake...
Writing Home with Ease 方便地写家信 Dear Parent(s), Date: 亲爱的爸爸妈妈，日期： I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of interest to both of us. 我太忙了，没时间给你们写信。不过下面的清...
A Letter 一封信 Dear Mother and Dad, 亲爱的爸爸妈妈： Since I left for college I have been remise in writing and I am sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, pleas...
Grading of Final Exams 期末考试的打分 Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams. 下面是美国大学的教授们给期末考试打分的方式。 Dept of Statistics 统计学系 All grades...
What the Student Say in Science Classes 自然科学课上学生们都说了什么 The following quotations were gleaned from classroom discussions in 5th and 6th grade science classes. 下面的这些话都是从五六年级的自然科学课的课堂...
Professor's Wish 教授的愿望 A graduate student, a post-doc, and a professor were walking on campus and they found an antique oil lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out in a puff of smoke. 一个研究生、一个博士后和一个教授在校园...
