I Don't Know Either 我也不知道 A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. 一个科学家坐火车去纽约，他的这节车厢里还有一...
Hit Him Again 再砸他呀 A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town. 一座摇摇欲坠的老教堂需要重建了。所以，在布道...
You'll Soon Get Used to It 你不久就会习惯的 An man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money, so that soon he had nothing left. 一个人死了，留给他儿子一大笔钱。...
Nickel or Dime? 5分钱还是10分钱？ Little Johnny used to hang out at the local corner store. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the older boys would constantly tease him. 小约翰尼过去常在街角的商店附近闲逛。店...
How You Made Money 你怎么赚的钱 A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. 一个年轻人问一位富有的老人是怎样赚到钱的。 The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, Well, son, it was 1930. The depth of t...
Too Many Debts 太多债务 John was aggravated about his many debts. 约翰被众多债务缠得焦头烂额。 Henry, he confided to his best friend. I can't sleep anymore because I am so worried about finances. 亨利，他对自己最好的朋友倾...
Simple life 简单的生活 James is a elderly tramp whose life is simple and uncomplicated. One day a wealthy gentleman found him asleep on his front lawn. 詹姆斯是个老流浪汉，过着简单而常规的生活。一天，一位富有的绅士发...
That Really Hurts 那样真疼了 Mr. Jones undressed for the doctor's examination. 琼斯先生脱了衣服让医生检查。 I am going to press on various parts of your body, said the doctor. Tell me if it hurts or not. 我会按压你的各个部位...
A Letter from Mom 妈妈写来的信 Dear Son, 亲爱的儿子 I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you first left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so...
Tax Collector 收税员 Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidentally swallowed a quarter. He went crying to his mom, choking on the quarter. 小约翰尼在玩爸爸的钱包时，不小心吞下了一枚25分硬币。硬币卡...
