It's Better to Be a Woman! 还是做女人比较好！ 1. We got off the Titanic first! 1. 我们优先从泰坦尼克号上下来。 2. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin amp; gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 2. 我们穿上男...
Correct Male Responses 男人正确的回答 What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly. 这些问题之所以说它们不好是因为每一个问...
What's a Man? 男人是什么？ One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. 一天在伊甸园里，夏娃叫住了上帝。 Lord, I have a problem! 上帝，我有个麻烦！ What's the problem, Eve? 你怎么啦，夏娃？ Lord, I know...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM... 男人和女人在提款机前 Instructions for the guys: 男人的步骤： 1. Pull up to ATM 1. 把车开到提款机前 2. Insert Card 2. 插卡 3. Enter PIN 3. 输入密码 4. Take cash, card and receipt 4. 取出现...
You Know the History 你知道的历史 Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, What is wrong with you? 亚当孤独地在伊甸园里游荡，上帝问他：你怎么啦？ Adam said he didn't have anyone to...
Why Teachers Go Crazy 老师们是怎么被气疯的 TEACHER: Peter, what is the outside of a tree called? 老师：彼得，树的最外层叫做什么？ PETER: I don't know, Ma'am. 彼得：老师，我不知道。 TEACHER: Bark, Peter, bark! 老师...
Creative Wrong Answers 创造性错误答案 The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As one teacher noted, it is truly astonishing what weird stuff our you...
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman 完美的男人，完美的女人 There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two p...
Whom to Marry 和谁结婚 There is a man has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one of them $ 5000 and see how each of them spends it. 有一个男人有3个女朋友，可是他不知道要和谁结...
Women's Language Translate 理解女人的话 Yes. = No. 好的。=不好。 No. = Yes. 不好。=好的。 Maybe. = No. 也许吧。=不好。 I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. 对不起。=该道歉的人是你。 It's your decision. = The correct deci...
