Guess the Correct Ending 猜猜正确的下文 A fourth grade teacher collected old, well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the rest. Their insight may surprise you. 一个四年...
A Smart Businessman 聪明的商人 Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. 杰克是个很精明的商人，他找儿子谈话。 Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. 杰克：我想让你娶一个我选的姑娘。 Son: I will choose...
Lemon Squeeze 挤柠檬 The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone wh...
Show You the True Money 告诉你钱的真相 A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere. 一个有钱的傻瓜被邀请去世界各地。 A fool and his money are soon elected. 一个有钱的傻瓜很快就被选上了。 A fool and his money...
God Will Pay the Bill 上帝会付账 A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his...
Forgotten Pillowcases 忘了拿的枕套 A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, You can't take it with you. 一个吝啬的老律师被诊断出得了不治之症。于是他决定要...
Honesty 诚实 An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. 一个投资顾问决定...
How to Save Money 怎样省钱 Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. 三个工程师和三个会计一起坐火车去参加一个会议。 At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the...
Gold in Heaven 金子在天堂 There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some o...
I Already Paid 我付过账了 A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. 一个人在酒吧喝了几杯啤酒，侍者对他说他的酒钱是4美元。 But I paid, don't you remember? said the customer. 可是...
