Why Are Some Hairs White? 为什么一些头发是白色的？ One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother wash the dishes in the kitchen. 一天，一个小姑娘正站在厨房里看着妈妈洗碗碟。 She suddenly notices that her...
Where's My Booger? 我的鼻屎干哪儿去了？ As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. 在我忙着为出去度假收拾行李的时候，我3岁的女儿在麻上玩儿得很开心...
No Word about Ears 不能提耳朵 Little Johnnys's next doors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. 小约翰尼的邻居生了小孩。不幸的是宝宝生来没有耳朵。 When they arrived home from the hospital, the parent...
Do It Again 再来一遍！ The parents had just finished tucking their little girl into bed one evening when they heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Billy's room. 爸爸妈妈刚把小女儿送上床睡觉，就听到3岁的比利的房间里传...
Some Good Advice on Life from Kids 孩子们对于生活的忠告 Never trust a dog to watch your dog. 绝对不能让狗狗帮你看着食物。 When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid?, don't answer. 你爸爸气急败坏地问你我是不...
How to Control Your Wife 怎么管你老婆 There were three guys talking in the local pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. 三个人在当地的小酒馆里喝酒。其中的...
Grounds for Divorce 离婚的理由 A woman goes into her lawyer's office requesting a divorce. 一个女人去找律师要求离婚。 He is taking all of her background information and asks her, Do you have grounds for a divorce? 他了解了相关资...
I'm Free Now 现在我自由了 A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home. 一对夫妇在家庆祝结婚30周年。 Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a tear in her eye. The...
Glossary 词汇表 Honolulu--it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. 火奴鲁鲁那儿什么都有。孩子们可以在那儿玩儿沙子，妻子可以在那儿晒太阳，那儿还有鲨鱼，是为...
Husbands Said 丈夫们说 My wife and I were both happy for twenty something years... then we met. 我和我妻子都快活地生活了二十几年直到我们相遇了。 A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 好妻子总是会原...
