Wife's Picture 妻子的照片 A man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. 一个男人走进一家小酒馆，坐在吧台前，点了一杯双份的加冰马提尼酒。 After he finishes the drink, he pee...
Boss Quotes 老板的话 We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done. 这样的会议我们要每天开，一直开下去，直到我弄清楚为什么工作没有完成。 I didn't say it wa...
Sick Leave Policy 病假政策 TO ALL EMPLOYEES 致全体员工 SICKNESS 生病 No excuse... We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof, as we believe that if you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come to work. 生病不再是...
A Day Off 请一天假 So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. 你想要请一天假，让我们来看看你在要求什么。 There are 365 days per year available for work. 一年有365天。 There are 52 weeks per year...
Human Resource Lingo 人力资源行话 COMPETITIVE SALARY--We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. 有竞争力的工资我们提供比竞争对手低的工资，这样我们将保持自己的竞争力。 JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPA...
How to Break Down the Cost 费用怎样分配 The president of a large corporation decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from three development companies to come in and make a bid on the project. 一家大公司的总...
I'm Only Kidding 我只是在开玩笑 Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, What starting salary were you looking for? 一个刚从麻省理工学院毕业的年轻的工程师去一家...
Prepare Three Envelopes 准备三个信封 A bright young man had just been hired as the new general manager of a large firm. The manager who was stepping down met with him privately and handed him three numbered envelopes. 一个精明的年轻人刚被...
Reasons to Stay at Work All Night 整晚加班的理由 1. Act out your version of a company takeover. 1. 上演一出你接管公司的大戏。 2. Find a way to change everyone's password to chrysanthemum. 2. 想办法把每个同事的电脑密码改...
First Name Is OK 名字也好啦 The boss of a large company noticed a new employee one day and told him to come into his office. 一天，一家大公司的老板注意到一个新来的雇员，于是把他叫到办公室来。 What is your name? w...
