How to Annoy Your Co-workers 怎样惹怒同事 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies. 1. 将复印机设置为缩印一半的大小，加黑，A3纸，复印99份。 2. Insist on keeping your car windshie...
The New Doctor 新来的医生 A woman went to doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 5 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what t...
The New CEO 新来的首席执行官 A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. 一个公司在一次人事变革中雇用了新的首席执行官。而他在上任之初...
What If... 如果怎么样 Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad. 汤姆在应聘做地方铁路系统的信号员。 The inspector decides to give Tom a quiz, asking, What would you do if you realized that two trains were h...
Me vs. My Boss 我和我的老板 When I Take a long time--I am slow. 我用了很长时间我太慢。 When my boss takes a long time--He is thorough. 我老板用了很长时间他工作仔细。 When I don't do it--I am lazy. 我不做懒。 When...
Here's My Answers 这是我的回答 In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. 大多数公司的复印机会时不时地出些故障。一个复印机...
Rules to Give to Your Boss 给你老板的规定 Rules for Work (Should go over well with your boss.) 工作条例（应得到老板的赞许） Print it out and hang it over your workstation... 把它打印出来张贴在办公室里。 1. Never giv...
That's Your Worry 那是你的事情 Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. 一个年轻人刚从商业学校毕业，去一家小公司应聘做会计。 Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, a...
Why Am I So Tired 我为什么这么累 For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked. 好几年了，我一直认为自己总是感到...
I Just Need One Copy 我只要复印一份 A young secretary was leaving the office on her lunch break when she found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. 午饭时间，一个年轻的秘书正...
