A Good Lesson 痛心的教训 It was Sunday. The trains were crowded. A gentleman was walking along the platform looking for a place. In one of the cars he saw a vacant seat. But a samll suit-case was lying on it and a stout gentleman was sitting nex...
At a Border Station 在边境车站 A train stopped at a French border station. The passengers opened their trunks, and waited for the inspection of their things. One of the passengers in first-class carriage took a lot of boxes of cigarettes out of...
On a Bus 公交车上 There were many people in the bus and no vacant seats. When a woman entered, an old man near the door attempted to rise, but she forced him back into his seat. Thank you, she said, but please don't do that. I am perfectly able t...
I Didn't Need It Then 那时候我不需要它 A poor man went into a doctor's office. He looked very sad. Doctor, he said, you must help me. I...I swallowed a dime two months ago. 一个可怜的人走进医生的办公室。他看起来很悲伤。医...
Is He a Good Doctor 他是个好医生吗 An American visiting a remote area in South America became sick. I have to see a doctor, he told a local. How can I know which doctor is a good one? 一个在南美洲比较偏僻的地方旅游的美国人生病...
I Can't See 我看不见 An Irishman was once serving in a regiment in India. He did not like the climate there and decided to think out a trick by which he could get homw. He went to the doctor and said to him, my eyesight is very bad. Can you help...
Let Me Have It 让我拿走吧 A little boy went to the dentist as he had a terrible toothache. The dentist checked his teeth and decided to pull the bad tooth out. When the operation was over, the boy asked the doctor to let him have that tooth. 小男...
Bouncing Up and Down 跳上跳下 Nurse: Will you bounce up and down on your bed please, sir? 护士：先生，您能在床上跳几下吗？ Patient: Why, nurse? 病人：护士，怎么了？ Nurse: I forgot go shake the bottle before giving you t...
Sleeping Pills 安眠药 Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. 鲍勃夜里失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些药力特大的安眠药。 Sunday n...
The Doctor's Advice 医嘱 Once, an old gentleman went to see a doctor. The doctor examined him and said:Medicine won't help you. You must have a complete rest. Go to a quiet country place for a month, go to bed early, drink milk, walk a lot, and smo...
