Think Like a Lawyer 律师思维 The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it? 合同法教授问他的一个好学生：如果你要给某人一个橘子，你...
A Smart Businessman 聪明的商人 Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. 杰克是个很精明的商人，他找儿子谈话。 Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. 杰克：我想让你娶一个我选的姑娘。 Son: I will choose...
I Want to Take Money with Me 我想带走我的钱 As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his wealth with him. 史密斯先生快要死了，他想到一个计划能让他在死...
I Didn't Get Any Money This Time 我这次没钱了 A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. 一个人去酒吧，看到一个朋友独自一人坐在桌旁喝酒。 Approaching the friend he comments, You look terrible. What's t...
My Mother 我妈妈 I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around. Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. 我在超市里转悠着想要买些东西，可我注意到一个...
Parking Fee 停车费 An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. 一个印度人走进纽约城市银行要见贷款客户服务经理。...
Thank you Lord 感谢上帝 A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. 感恩节时，一个4岁的小男孩要做餐前感恩祈祷。全家人低着头，期待着。...
Greatest Hitter in the World 世界上最棒的击球手 A little boy strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. 一个小男孩戴着棒球帽、背着棒球和球棒在后院里昂首阔步地走过。 I'm th...
Disappointment 失望 Little Johnny ran into the kitchen crying and cradling something in both hands. 小约翰尼哭着跑进厨房，两只手里捧着什么东西。 Mommy, my turtle is dead, Little Johnny told his mother as he held the turtle out...
Under the Wagon 在马车下面 A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon loaded of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. 农场的一个男孩不小心弄翻了装满玉米的马车。住在附近的农夫听到了动静。 Hey Willi...
