The Blue Silk Pajamas 蓝色丝绸睡衣 A man phoned home from his office and told his wife, Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. 丈夫从单位给妻子打电话：突然有些事情...
He Knows You 他认得你 An elderly couple was driving on the interstate. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. 一对老夫妇开车走在州际公路上。老太太开车时，被巡警拦了下来。...
Fifty-Fifty 一半一半 A young man noticed an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast-food restaurant. They had ordered just one meal. 一个年轻人注意到一对老夫妇坐在一家快餐店里吃饭。他们只点了一份套餐。 The...
What Did the Doctor Say? 医生说什么了？ A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. 妻子陪丈夫去看医生。 After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, Your husband is suffering from a very...
My Wife Told Me to Do So 我妻子让我这样做的 Standing at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, Martin noticed signs pointing to two paths. One was marked Women and the other marked Men. 站在天国之门前，马丁注意到两块标牌分别指向两条...
Dear Mom and Dad 亲爱的爸爸妈妈 Bob is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bob just dates and dates. 鲍勃快29岁了，他的朋友们都结婚了，只有鲍勃还在不停地约会再约会。 Finally a friend...
I Didn't Do It! 我没做！ One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas. 一天，一个人下班回到家，发现屋子外面一片狼籍。孩子们还穿着睡...
Let Him Dig! 让他挖！ An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. 一对老夫妇在一起生活了很多年，虽然他们彼此憎恨...
The Honeymoon's Over! 蜜月结束了！ A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. 一对年轻人结婚了去度蜜月。 When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. 蜜月归来，新娘马上打电话给妈妈。 Wel...
I've Got Everything! 我什么都有了！ A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 50 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, Honey, I know we've been married for 10 years, but I want a divorce. 一对夫...
