Some Notes on Marriage 关于婚姻的一些随笔 For everyone that's still single, some notes on marriage... 仍是单身的朋友们，请看看下面这些关于婚姻的随笔 Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and su...
What the Wife Says amp; Means... 妻子的话的意思是 The wife says: You want. 妻子说：你想要。 The wife means: You want. 她的意思是：你想要。 The wife says: We need. 妻子说：我们需要。 The wife means: I want. 她的意思...
How to Save Time? 怎样节约时间？ The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. You don't want to try these techniques at home. 一个效率专家在结束报告时又加了一句告诫的话：不要在家里随便尝试这...
You've Swallowed My Sock! 你吞了我的袜子！ A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. 一对年轻人就要结婚了，可是他们各自都有一个毛病从没跟对...
Satan's Sister 撒旦的妹妹 One Sunday morning, everyone in one beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. 星期天的早晨，一个美丽的小镇上的人们都早早地起床后来到教堂。 Before the service started,...
The Excuse Never Heard 没听说过的理由 A fellow bought a new Benz and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. 一个人买了一...
Through the Bad Times 背运的时候 A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. 有一个女人，她的丈夫几个...
You Used to... 你曾经 An old man and an old woman were sitting together in their back yard. 一个老爷爷和一个老奶奶一起坐在他们的后院里。 You used to sit closer to me, said the old woman. 你以前都是紧挨着我坐的，老奶...
500块钱的保时捷 A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! 一个男人正在看报纸，突然一条广告吸引了他：保时捷500块！新车！ The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for...
Fifty Dollars Is Fifty Dollars 50块钱就是50块钱 Ferber and his wife Martha went to the fair every year. Every year Ferber would say, Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane. 费伯和妻子玛莎每年都去市集。每年费伯都会说：玛莎...
