A Burglar in Big Trouble 有大麻烦的盗贼 A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking. He shines his flashlight around, looking for valuables. 一个贼刚闯入一所房子准备行窃。他打手电，四处找寻值钱的...
Poor Plumber 可怜的管子工 A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. 一位女士在等着管子工来，他本该10点来的。 Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock;...
The Boss 老板 A man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, How much is the yellow one? 一个人走进宠物店要买一只鹦鹉。店员带他来到鹦鹉部...
Smart Parrot 聪明的鹦鹉 A lady walk into a pet store and asks the salesman if he has any parrots for sale. 一位女士走进一间宠物商店询问是否有鹦鹉出售。 He replies that he has a very special parrot in back. 店员回答说里面...
Facts About Women 有关女人的事实 1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 1. 女人爱去商场购物，商场是她们认为在这个世界上她们能够实际控制的区域。...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew! 女人能了解这些规则多好啊！ 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. 如果你们认为自己胖了，那么你们也许就是胖了，不要来问我们，我们拒绝...
Differences Between Men and Women 男女间的差异 Bathrooms 盥洗室里 A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from a Holiday Inn. 一个男人通常只在盥洗室里放...
He CAN Talk! 它会说话！ One day a man walked into an auction house. While there, he bid on a parrot. 一个人走进拍卖公司。他在那儿竞拍一只鹦鹉。 He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. 他特别想要这...
Never Talk to the Parrot 千万不要和鹦鹉说话 Mrs. Johnson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. 约翰逊太太的洗碗机坏了，她打电话叫修理工来。 He couldn't accomodate her with an afterhours appointment a...
I'll Wait for the Police 我要等警察来 A woman and a man were involved in a car accident-it was a bad one. Both of their cars were totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them were hurt. 一个男人和一个女人的车撞到了一起，撞...
