Those are not extensions bitch! 我这秀发可是天生的 贱货 Are you still laughing 'cause it wasn't funny. 你怎么还在笑 这事一点都不好笑 It was so funny. It was like Looney Tunes funny. 太好笑了 你比兔八哥卡通还逗呢...
Hey Chestnut. 嘿 栗宝 Hot as a mother right? 体温高得就跟孕妇一样 对吧 Better right? 好点了吗 打工姐妹花第一季 So hot so take off all your clothes 适宜宽衣解带 I am gettin' so hot 浑身热血沸腾 I'm gonna take my...
Oh awesome Strokes tee. 哇 这件鼓击乐队的T恤好赞呀 I went to this concert but I couldn't afford the shirt. 我有去那场演唱会 当时买不起这T恤 Oh we're done with me. 所以我的话题到此结束了 I went to see them on this...
The Goodwill? 善心二手店 Welcome to my place! 欢迎来到我的地盘 We're shopping at the Goodwill? 你居然带我来买二手货 You led me to believe we were real shopping. 我还真以为你要带我去买好货呢 I know. 我猜到了 I...
That was like watching someone club a baby seal. 刚才就像看人拿木棒打爆小海豹一样 Why wouldn't you just say yes to his friend request? 干嘛不加他好友啊 Because I never check Facebook why would I? 因为我从来不上脸书 加了...
Hot food from a hot man. 猛男主厨 美味出炉 Max a woman in my section wants to know 麦克斯 我那区有个女人问 if we do anything gluten free. 咱们有没有无谷蛋白的食物 What do I tell her? 怎么回答 Tell her she's not alle...
Max... 麦克斯 Are you up? 你醒着吗 Max are you mad? 麦克斯 你生气啦 Are you up and mad? 你醒着生气呢 No and yes. 不 是 Oh your bed's so soft. 你的床好软啊 That's my boob. 那是我的胸 I know I moved out but I came back....
Here it is. 做好了 Caroline with an E. 有王字旁的卡洛琳 I have your new and correct nametag. 我帮你重新做了一个正确的名牌 Oh thank you Han. 谢谢你 憨 I've seen something I should not have. 哎呀 看到了不该看的东西...
Thank you so much for taking me to shower 你带我来你兼职的地方洗澡 at your babysitting job. 我感激不尽 Well I didn't have much of a choice. 我也是被逼无奈 You pulled the pillow knife on me. 你都拿枕头刀来威胁我了 I'...
Morning! 早安 It's a beautiful day. 真是美好的一天 These shades belong down. 这些帘子的职责就是遮挡阳光 From now on think of me as a vampire 从现在开始 把我当作 without all the annoying marketing. 不用看我行销的吸...
