What's going on in there? 里面发生什么事了 I don't suppose there's any way you took a giant dump on your dresser? 我想你应该不会在梳妆台上拉一大坨屎吧 You can't blame Chestnut. He's probably nervous. 你不能怪栗宝，他可...
Did you have to put him in my bedroom? 你非得把他放我卧室吗 It was the easiest room to horse proof. 你房间最容易布置马匹保护措施 You have so little of worth. 毕竟里面没值钱物品 You can stop googling. I already found a...
Hey, Peach. 你好，琵琪 Max, I have the most incredible news. 麦克斯，我有个天大的好消息 Lawyer finally found a loophole in your prenup? 律师终于发现婚前协议书的漏洞了吗 I wish, no. 我也希望，但不是 I just got...
What the? 搞毛呀 Well, good morning, world's worst weather girl. 早安，全世界最烂的天气预报员 I have never seen so much sunshine. 我这辈子没见过阳光如此充足的一天 You know what that means? 你知道这意味着什么吗...
Here's the last check, Earl. 这是最后一张账单，厄尔 And, Max, they stiffed us on the tip but they forgot their camera. 麦克斯，那桌客人小费给得小气，却大方地忘了他们的相机 Oh, I'll give it to Oleg. 我会把它交给...
Club sandwich, burger. 总会三明治，汉堡包 Why the big smile, Han? 憨，干嘛笑得这么开心 You going commando under those corduroys? 是在兴奋灯芯绒裤里没穿内裤吗 No, Max, I am happy today because diner clientele has final...
I hope I didn't ruin Christmas for all those sweet children. 希望我没有毁掉那些小朋友的圣诞节 No, you didn't. 不，你没有 All they saw was a crotchless elf freaking out. 他们看见的不过是个穿开裆裤的抓狂精灵 But M...
These tights suck. 这紧身衣太恶心了 Hi. Hi, elf. 你好呀，小精灵 I just got assigned to the front of the line with you. 我刚被分配来前线陪你 Oh, crap. 我靠 It's me, Mary. Mary Christmas. 是我呀，玛丽。圣诞玛丽 You...
How do I look? 我看起来怎么样 Because I kind of feel like I look like a North Pole dancer. 我觉得自己看起来像一个北极钢管舞娘 You actually look cute. You look good in red... 其实你看上去挺可爱的，红色衬你 And gr...
Good night. Get home safely. 晚安，平安回家哟 Maybe I should not have said that to homeless. 这句话貌似不应该跟无家可归的人说 That is it. 终于完事了 2:00 A.M.-- Freebie Thanksgiving dinner is now officially over. 免费的感...
